Grak Fuzikai

Post something of non importance that's vague and no one will understand... Check.

Make a statement saying how things need to change for the better.. Check.

Make sure to respond on your resolve to do so... Check

Good God, I have over a 1000 post and like 500 of em are pure emo trash. I now personally blame the Shelthis. You sir did not slam enough Smirnoff Ice down my throat. You naughty naughty man.

Also I blame Melty... You sir shoulda turned me gay and given me some good gay loving. You can not be emo while receiving gay loving, medical fact yea know.

Ah ladies... I missed yea all you know. I hope your all still doing well, still sexy and still practicing on how to flip your men's switches.

Me personally I've been good. My job is great, my girl is a sadist freak, and I've just moved to a bigger and nicer home.

I hope this twill be my last move in my life... I can't really complain much about the place... Full kitchen bar, full wall fire place, and well the king size full mirror canopy bed is still around. Actually we got a new bed... more mirrors :)

Either way it's way pass my bedtime. I sent her off to bed alone well before me... Something that will no doubt end in a bruise or two. Ah well, joy's of quazzi married life. Still engaged, like 4 years now too... One day I'll even walk down that isle.

My name is Fuz and I'm a Pipaholic.

One of the last things I've posted in this journal was the fact that I needed to take a lie detector test in order to get a job that I wanted. The result was that I got the job and it's one of the better things that happened.

The funny thing about lie detectors that you must remember is that they don't care if you have had a perfect past or not. What they care about is if you would lie and try to hide your past to get what you want. In the end, don't lie and just tell everything.

My job is more enjoyable then I would have thought. 95% complete total boredom and 5% anarchy. The anarchy is usually life and death total chaos that can and will at times scare you to shit.

Besides that I found this in my archives, I think some of you may enjoy.

Aye, like most of yea i play world of warcraft as well. ER server for the kicks. Also like the ability to just get nubs who beg for gold and people who scream in chats banned. *God bless roleplay servers*

Either way, this is for people who play hunters. It's not the best pvp spec but hell i respeced myself beast spec last night.... It's the funniest fucken spec you can make. My kitty caused a palidan to stop drop and run half way throughout the zone. The cat will eat a mage in 2 seconds, a warlock in 3, a druid in 4. It's just really fun to watch... hell i don't even fire a shot that much anymore. I just reconmend everyone try it just once :)

For you alliance fucktards, if yea see an oversized red kitty knawning at your leg being controlled by an orc with the name fuzzug from earthin ring... say hi.

And this btw is a gamers christmas carol if i ever saw one.
http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2005-12-14

I need to take a lie detector test in a couple days for a job i want.

For the last two years of my life i've been honing my bullshit skills as a salesman.

I'm Fucked.

We've had this conversation before.

http://www.leasticoulddo.com/index2.php?date=20061010

So i'm trying out ddo with the prerelease (now released) a little bit and made a Warforge with the name of my fav children series of books.

Whats funny is i play D&D 3.5 and we have a nice collection of the real Eberron books. Kinda cool to see how someone incorperated the books into the game.

Besides this i must admit something was said today that actually made me stop counting cash while at work.

"So like... if you have a girlfriend is it cheating to get a blowjob by someone else"

That statement made me laugh my ass off... the stupid dolt.

Only answer i was able to give him "if yea be getting blowjobs by others who are not your girlfriend... then she really isn't your girlfriend to begin with"

Where i do love to play the noble palidan or couragous swashbuckler most of the time in D&D... I also throughly enjoyed the sadistic Barbarian Dwarf who found a dead child after a massive battle, chopped off her head and placed it upon his headspike. Then he went around the town looking for the parents asking random people if they were missing this child.

Hey, he was helpful in his own way.

So what do you guys think, they are calling me Papa Fuz for my new grandfather title.

25 has been a strange year.. it is def making up for 23 and 24.. wasted crappy years :)

I moved 2000 miles from the only place i called home.
I moved into a bumblefuck where? town
I am Engage
I own a Chihuahua..
Get laid on a regular basis.
I cut my hair.

Oh. and i'm now a 25 year old Grandpa.

25 is strange.
26 gonna be fun.

hey kitty if i got yea grounded for 10 years... oops

We had huge softball size hail yesterday that really messed up a lotta stuff in town. I watched a car get totaled in front of my store. Busted Windows, collasped roof, smashed in hood... yeesh it was like they let me play with a sledge hammer for a bit.

My truck took a few dings and a broken mirror, our house took 2 broken windows. My fiance's sons car got the crap beaten outta it and over all it was a messy afternoon. We've collected a couple baseball size hails in the freezer, my boss has one of the softball size ones that landed in his girls room through the window.

hmmm.. Work is good except the fact i've had a head cold for 3 days. So nice that tomorrow is my last day before i get 1 day off. Ooohhh what a great day off i get to have as well. JURY DUTIE. I've been living here for a total of 8 months and they already smacked me up for jury dutie.. yeesh.

I dunno, i need to go get laid, being sick puts a damper on that. Nothing like getting a hard on when your head is pounding at every sudden movement. i'm going, tootles.

Flipping through some old links and i found this thing, go have fun.

http://mundane.kemayo.com/blackmail/

I'm going back upto jersey in late august for a week, it's my one cuz's wedding and a good excuse for a trip.

Do i miss new jersey? hell yes, would i go back? not without tammy.

Now i've been experementing with different condoms, thankfully the girl i have lets me do this.

Trogan Ultra Thin - I abosolutly love these.. the closest to bare back i have yet tried. they have a good deal of lube on em and you can feel the warmth right through.

Trogan Ultra Ribbed - I like these as well for certain positions the ribbed on the codoms feels.. crazy. While ribbed for her pleasure i think i get more outta them then she does.

Trogan's Codom - they smell a lil funky and don't use the same lube as the others in their brand.. they cut out most sensations that causes a much longer session but eh... don't like em.

Trogan's Twister - No never use these... ever.. ever.. ever..... I swear your dick wont realize your having sex with these peices of recycled tire rubber.

Trogan's Magnum - These are a lil too damn tight if yea ask me... (smirks) ok ok but seriously they use to thick of a rubber and any condom will strecth out to the same size. Magnum is for the male ego and kills most sensation.

Durex Ultra Thin/Ribbed - Both to me are almost exactly the same. I like em, but i prefer trogans variactions better... plus they don't smell that nice. their oder makes yea wrinkle your nose too damn much to remmeber yea having sex when you open the package.

I'm not for any condom that makes me want to hurry the hell up so i can get it off me.

Anyways, thats what i got to try out for the last few months and walmart is running outta brands that pack economy boxes. *shrug* both of us tested good for std's, think i gonna go find a sheep skin and see how that works out.

Any opinions on what yea like to use?

How yea all doing today?

Hmmm off tomorrow from work so shelty expect a phone call... maybe... possibly... i dunno.


I'm playing D&D tomorrow so i don't know what i'll be getting into.

Good and bad news.

Bad news is that as of two or three days ago my livejournal payed user account expired... big whoop.

Good news is i got Engage.

Well i spose that could be bad news to some of yea lovely ladies but to me is good.

So sometime next year (traditional long catholic engagement) i will say my vows of some sort.

Anyways peoples i missed yea but i had really notta to report. I figure this is big enough to post on my LJ :)

Luv yea all, be happy and stuff. And i wanna hear from yea...

PS Melty if yea give the word i'll dump her in a minute for yea.

;)

It may come to a suprise to you all but i have a confession...

I really am just that lovable.


Love D&D and playing a rather fun character in one hell of a hard compaign. Strict by the book, no DM help with roles just to make it more interesting, no crazy skillz... just strict DD rules. I'm playing a slightly different way then usual.. i have no official roadmap for my character. He used to be a Swashbuckler (outta warrior guide BIBLE!!) and because of certain events in this campaign has become a rogue for a few levels... and through 1 major battle the DM decided on my actions he is now a Divine Champion.

But what makes it hard? All the npc's in the campaign follow Faerun (spelling?) ruleset...as does the setting. Meaning they are all around level 4. NO MAGIC ITEMS FROM SHOPS, NO RES IF YEA DIE, NO DITTLY...

It's fun.

This character is enjoyable and does more dmg with an elvish thinblade then most bar bar's will do with a great axe.


Girlfriend on the otherhand plays a druid and this is her first real character. Makes it one hell of a challange consdering how hard this adventure is and she is just learning the game. But damn she pulls some stuff outta her ass that makes us all blink and just coo...

Anyhow gotta run, need to take a shower for sexor in a few... I mean i kinda like the dirty sweaty sticky slimy stuff to ruin the nice clean body.

Boo hiya...

Shelty hows the computer working? do the fixes yet? if not i'm off tomorrow so it will be a good time to call.

Do miss yea guys, hehe all of yea. Not really working my ass off but my hours change so much i feel like i'm always at work. Enjoy the job actually, people down here are considerably easier to deal with then people back home in jersey.

As far as living in a small town... Is weird to see people randomly 4 or 5 times a day and thats actually common. Lotsa pick-ups which amuses me considering all the drives around here are miles and miles long... hehe pickups are friggen gas hogs.

Love having a little woman always around, we kinda stick together a lot sometimes constintaly but hell i enjoy that sort of thing and she does also.

Now the ability to get laid whenever the hell you want... powerful tool, i like it.

hmmm now what.. i dunno i'll talk to yea all laters.